sketchlock:

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

All I’m saying is yahoo is going to fuck something up, and when they do they are going to have the biggest hoard of social awkward, internet addicted, pissed off bloggers the world has ever seen. We spend how much time on the internet? If they think we wont retaliate in some wicked way they then had better check again. DON’T fuck with tumblr. It doesn’t need to be more ” family accessible and family friendly”. Have you met the internet ? THIS IS NOT A FRIENDLY PLACE. And we aren’t going to be friendly if they fuck up. You cannot regulate how people are going to behave on the internet and removing freedoms from tumblr would ruin everything people have worked so hard for. Leave the nude pics, and the swearing and the freedom of expression and the home so many people love. 
FUCK YOU YAHOO. Buying a successful website does not offset the downfall and general BULLSHIT that you’ve created your company from.
Fuck off and leave us be. 

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.