are you shitting me? 
fucking 9 days of period. 9 MOTHER FUCKING DAYS
all my friends 3 days, 4 days, 5 days
are you kidding me? 
my vagina tries to kill me the first day with cramps 
the second day i make one slight movement and here comes Niagara mother fucking falls.

like listen ueterus, i UNDERSTAND, you did all this shit getting everything ready for a baby and all that shit but its just not going to happen for another 10 years.

thats another 120 periods. for 7 days
thats 840 days of period 
thats another 2 years and a little bit of straight period.
are you kidding me
fuck.
FUCK