bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.

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attack-on-teetan:

I feel like the ones with siblings are a game of “which one grew up to be hot”

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His eyes scare me

His eyes scare me

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Anonymous said: does internet radiation make you get stretch marks or rashes

biomedicalephemera:

if you have internet rashes

in all seriousness, the wavelength that WiFi creates is not able to enter our bodies. If you’re ACTIVELY getting stretch marks while online, you either are going through puberty, are pregnant, or are gaining weight for one reason or another.

Maybe go to a doctor.

WiFi and Radiation at Built on Facts

sonzai-kan:

#stretch mark appreciation

sonzai-kan:

#stretch mark appreciation

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r-aine:


I used to loathe my stretch marks. Then one day, my best friend made this lovely comparison to ocean ripples and I began to fall in love with them. They show how intertwined we are with nature. How could that be considered ugly?

r-aine:

I used to loathe my stretch marks. Then one day, my best friend made this lovely comparison to ocean ripples and I began to fall in love with them. They show how intertwined we are with nature. How could that be considered ugly?

mayasaurusrawr:

Embrace your natural tiger stripes

sydneyalj:

No shame in stretch marks; everyone has them.

sydneyalj:

No shame in stretch marks; everyone has them.