omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
My cat grooms me. What does that mean?
It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help
Its amazing how absolutely self destructive I am. One second I can accept and love what I am and the next minute I disgust myself. The best part is who knows? I’m drowning in a sea of myself but I’m such a good actor who can tell? I will literally be the death of me.